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Grak! Verp 08:19, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

Good to know. If you do leave, can you pick up some milk and bring it back to us? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:20, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
What about Soya milk? you've never been inclusive in this house have you /Breaks down in womanly sobbingSir Sycamore (talk) 09:42, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
Dammit bitch, how many times have I told you, there's no such thing as soy milk!!!!! Have you ever seen a soy tit? A soy nipple? A soy breast? Or (so help me) a soy udder? Chocolate Rain 17:14, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
Soy breasts. QED. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:02, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
I could just turn into a creature capable of lactating and make some for you on the spot, but humans usually find that profoundly disquieting. Verp 02:07, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
Well good thing there are none of those douchebags around, then. Chocolate Rain 09:31, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
Someone had better grab a bucket....
I for one would at least like to see what you'd turn into though.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
It all depends on what kind of milk you would want. I am not into turning into a giant breast and chasing people around unless you have your heart set on that. I try not to do anything that disturbs people or would cause anyone, including the National Guard to shoot at me. I am cable of any number of things well within the range of TMI, so I ask that anyone wanting me to do anything potentially offensive to others contact me discreetly. We shape shifters acknowledge boundaries too. Verp 21:33, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
....can Grues lactate?..... -MafiaHatBrown.gif Velosi-T Icons-flag-us.png {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 22:35, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
Yes...just there is no documentable proof, as all documentarians have been promptly eaten when within 100 yards of sight. Chocolate Rain 23:57, 4 September 2008 (UTC)