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Suck it. My "a wizard did it" shirt is awesome. Expect to be able to buy stuff from the store sometime this week. Just waiting for emc to get his stuff. Yes, we both ordered stuff before you all did. Suck it. Also, we are still accepting design ideas. Go and message emc on his Facebook page. Or just message it to the main Uncyclopedia page. Regardless, I'll see it. Mhaille, send the one image to my email. I need that on a shirt as soon as possible. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 11:22, June 6, 2010 (UTC)

Pics or it didn't happen. --SadisticWolf 17:36, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
What? You don't follow our FB page? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:02, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
I am socially inept and don't have a Facebook page. --SadisticWolf 14:57, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
Whoah!!!! I hope that FB = facebook and not what I normally think that means!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  09 Jun 2010 ~ 05:17 (UTC)
No, it means fuck buddy. Our fuck buddy page. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 11:05, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
Actually I bought one of the Uncyclopedia tshirts that Keitei produced 3 or 4 years ago.....still wear it occasionally... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Yeah, well... I own Chron's left testicle! And this is the "official" merchandise cause we have the site up and running now and forever. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:04, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
I own Chron's right testicle. --SadisticWolf 15:16, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah man, I've got one of those shirts too. From like 2007. "Official" merchandise is so... capitalist. —rc (t) 02:44, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
Also, I'd like to point out that every person who wears Uncyc apparel is unwittingly (or wittingly, now) showing off my initials. Five years later, that photoshopping is finally paying off. —rc (t) 02:47, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
You should have this on a mug or something: Potato initialsb.png Spang talk 22:15, 12 Jun 2010
I believe the correct term is "fuckwittingly". -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I was the firster

Ha! I had a T-shit that said "Disregard that I suck cocks!" weeks ago, and I did not even need to invest any money in it. I just made it by writing the legend on an ordinary T-shit. SO THERE. It was also on sale for a while, so technically it was merchandise. Nyah nyah. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 14:16, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

You said "t-shit" twice, so I'm unsure whether you mis-spelled it or if it was intentional. --SadisticWolf 19:51, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
T-shits are high class clothing, thank you very much.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 08:25, June 15 2010 UTC