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Hi, the results of this survey will never be published anywhere - unless someone else publishes them. I frankly think the very idea is idiotic - the questions are so ridiculous that I hate having invented them. But what can you do? I only have this set of whatsit.

I do this the most annoying way, which is how most surveys are done here:

• copy the survey questions
• answer them
• sign
• go away

OK, here goes.

The survey questions

1. If you had to decide, would you rather edit Uncyclopedia or accept a huge overripe banana up your thorax?

2. In the best of all possible worlds, what does this question even mean?

3. How many are you? I mean in years, meaning your age?

4. Did the previous question confuse you at first, or did you just catch it like a cosmonaut catches his own semen?

5. Do you hate this survey already?

6. If the answer to the previous question was "yes", why do you still keep answering these questions - or do you?

7. Do you think this survey was made in parody of other surveys? How the hell so? This is an independent piece of shit, nothing to do with anything else on the planet Earth!

8. Could we do without this question? If so, which question would be better, and why? Be as subjective as you can!

9. Does your life have any meaning? Consider this question carefully but don't answer it here! Instead, go and write an article about it.

10. Do you hate this survey now, or could you do with a few more questions?

11. How many?

12. Does this question annoy you yet?

13. If that one didn't, does this one?

14. Why not?

28. Should this be the last question of the survey?

1000. How about this one?

4672. Do you think there ever will be a last question, and if so, what do you think it might be?

That's all - answer the questions or face the consecuences. I'm in a helpful mood so I will give an example:

Multiliteralist's answers to stupid survey

1. If you had to decide, would you rather edit Uncyclopedia or accept a huge overripe banana up your thorax?

No I wouldn't, fuck you.

2. In the best of all possible worlds, what does this question even mean?

It means I HATE.

3. How many are you? I mean in years, meaning your age?

That's bright.

4. Did the previous question confuse you at first, or did you just catch it like a cosmonaut catches his own semen?

They don't.

5. Do you hate this survey already?

I hated it before I even wrote it.

6. If the answer to the previous question was "yes", why do you still keep answering these questions - or do you?

I do it for comic effect which is pretty lame.

7. Do you think this survey was made in parody of other surveys? How the hell so? This is an independent piece of shit, nothing to do with anything else on the planet Earth!

I wrote this myself so the question is pretty meaningless.

8. Could we do without this question? If so, which question would be better, and why? Be as subjective as you can!

Anything is better than this question. I would rather read something like: "Is this that this yak yak yak?" Really, anything at all.

9. Does your life have any meaning? Consider this question carefully but don't answer it here! Instead, go and write an article about it.

It doesn't and if the upstairs neighbours don't soon start behaving, they will get concrete shoes.

10.Do you hate this survey now, or could you do with a few more questions?

All the same.

11. How many?

I don't give a fuck.

12. Does this question annoy you yet?

A bit.

13. If that one didn't, does this one?

It did so fuck off.

14. Why not?

IT FUCKING DID.

15. Should this be the last question of the survey?

How the hell should I know? I'm the one who asked the question, so do you expect me to know the answer too? FUCK YOU.

16. How about this one?

Lame.

17. Do you think there ever will be a last question, and if so, what do you think it might be?

Ha. Ha. Ha. Extremely funny.

-- Style  Guide 18:50, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Modusoperandi's answers to stupid survey

1. If you had to decide...
I'm sorry. I forgot the question. I can't focus. I've got Attention Defi...hey, one of my pinkies is longer than the other! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:17, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

I didn't know you had Attention Defi... er, ADD  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Sep 2010 ~ 04:56 (UTC)

Joe9320's response

1. If you had to decide, would you rather edit Uncyclopedia or accept a huge overripe banana up your thorax?

Edit Uncyclopedia.

2. In the best of all possible worlds, what does this question even mean?

Your mom.

3. How many are you? I mean in years, meaning your age?

Your mom.

4. Did the previous question confuse you at first, or did you just catch it like a cosmonaut catches his own semen?

Your mom.

5. Do you hate this survey already?

YES, dumbass. Now go die.

6. If the answer to the previous question was "yes", why do you still keep answering these questions - or do you?

Your mom.

7. Do you think this survey was made in parody of other surveys? How the hell so? This is an independent piece of shit, nothing to do with anything else on the planet Earth!

Stop it now.

|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 11:19, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

Interlood

Congratulations! So far, this survey is going exactly the way I didn't plan it, which is exactly the way I planned it. At the end of the day, we will have a ... I don't know what, but it's great. -- Style  Guide 11:21, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

PF999's Answers

1. If you had to decide, would you rather edit Uncyclopedia or accept a huge overripe banana up your thorax?

What's a thorax?

2. In the best of all possible worlds, what does this question even mean?

...

3. How many are you? I mean in years, meaning your age?

I is not telling you.

4. Did the previous question confuse you at first, or did you just catch it like a cosmonaut catches his own semen?

What's semen?

5. Do you hate this survey already?

What's a survey?

6. If the answer to the previous question was "yes", why do you still keep answering these questions - or do you?

Your dad. I mean, mom.

7. Do you think this survey was made in parody of other surveys? How the hell so? This is an independent piece of shit, nothing to do with anything else on the planet Earth!

WHAT'S A SURVEY?

8. Could we do without this question? If so, which question would be better, and why? Be as subjective as you can!

We couldn't. Is that subjective? What's subjective?

9. Does your life have any meaning? Consider this question carefully but don't answer it here! Instead, go and write an article about it.

Ok.

10. Do you hate this survey now, or could you do with a few more questions?

Your brother. I mean, mom.

11. How many?

Lots of moms. My daddy is a polygamist.

12. Does this question annoy you yet?

No.

13. If that one didn't, does this one?

Yes!

14. Why not?

I just said yes, you deaf fuck!

28. Should this be the last question of the survey?

WHAT'S A SURVEY?

1000. How about this one?

...

4672. Do you think there ever will be a last question, and if so, what do you think it might be?

Semem thorax survey! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, fuck this. I'm leaving.

-- (CUN) 03:54, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

Happytimes

1. If you had to decide, would you rather edit Uncyclopedia or accept a huge overripe banana up your thorax?

Edit. (I already have enough "banana" in my life already. )

2. In the best of all possible worlds, what does this question even mean?

42

3. How many are you? I mean in years, meaning your age?

At least three, but no more than three hundred.

4. Did the previous question confuse you at first, or did you just catch it like a cosmonaut catches his own semen?

Um, sorta that second one; but with less cosmonaut & semen and more sport fisher & mermaid.

5. Do you hate this survey already?

No!

6. If the answer to the previous question was "yes", why do you still keep answering these questions - or do you?

N/A

7. Do you think this survey was made in parody of other surveys? How the hell so? This is an independent piece of shit, nothing to do with anything else on the planet Earth!

Then why is it in English? Other surveys are in English. Is this a trick question?

8. Could we do without this question? If so, which question would be better, and why? Be as subjective as you can!

We can. Use this question instead: "Wisconsin: Myth or reality?"

9. Does your life have any meaning? Consider this question carefully but don't answer it here! Instead, go and write an article about it.

10. Do you hate this survey now, or could you do with a few more questions?

Yes

11. How many?

Yes

12. Does this question annoy you yet?

No

13. If that one didn't, does this one?

No

14. Why not?

Yes

28. Should this be the last question of the survey?

No

1000. How about this one?

No

4672. Do you think there ever will be a last question, and if so, what do you think it might be?

Yes. I'm not sure, but i bet it will have something to do with bananas.

   ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Sep 2010 ~ 04:51 (UTC)