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yes i know this is the wrong place to ask for adoption. I have no excuses for this. Perhaps if i told you i am a malaysian prostitute lady-boy named ting ting though....ok im not, please just help me okay? my mother woulde be quite disturbed if she found out i was attempting to write possibly constructive articles rather than masturbating to 30 second porn movie previews because i don't own a credit card right? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Bythenine! (talk • contribs)

I think you're mother should be quite concerned about you... also: Uncyclopedia:Adopt-A-Noob, find someone who seems remotely sane and pester them on their talkpage:)?--Sycamore (Talk) 13:16, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

Or just have a look through these kind-hearted souls and pick whichever one seems least likely to abuse you has the name you like most. Then, leave a message on their talkpage and see if they get back to you. RabbiTechno 13:20, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

Have you considered getting a credit card? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:32, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

Might I suggest you put this on your userpage? RabbiTechno 19:24, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

Remotely what? -- Style  Guide 19:02, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? (/me turns around to look behind me) Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to? Oh yeah? Huh? OK. (/me whips out gun) Huh? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:09, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

Uh...that's a broom. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:30, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

I know what you're thinking. Did he sweep six floors or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Sweepnum, the most powerful handbroom in the world, and would brush your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? "Dirty" Harry MOllahan 21:42, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

Try reading this : How to get started editing --Hrodulf 04:24, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

'How to get started editing'? Oh, you'll go far - that's if you live...Just don't let your wiki links get you killed 'cause I'm liable to get killed along with ya. "Dirty" Harry MOllahan 05:04, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

I would abob- adob- if I knew how it spelt. -- Style  Guide 19:02, 1 December 2008 (UTC)