Captain

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“What's up captain?”

~ General Grievous to anyone on this page

“Am I a captain?”

~ Captain Oblivious

“I'm one!”

~ Captain Obvious

Captain 'Save-a-ho' Cool busts a move.

• Captain America
• Captain Autofellatio
• Captain Beefheart
• Captain Bligh
• Captain Britain
• Captain Canada
• Captain Caveman
• Captain Communist
• Captain Feathersword
• Captain Hook
• Captain Irrelevant
• Captain Jack
• Captain Jack Sparrow
• Captain Janeway
• Captain Jesus
• Captain Kaptainskye
• Captain Kirk
• Captain Lou Albano
• Captain Marvel
• Captain Oblivious
• Captain Obvious
• Captain Omnipotent
• Captain Picard
• Captain Planet
• Captain Red Teacup
• Captain raccoon
• Captain Selfish
• Captain Sisko
• Captain Slow
• Captain Video

Captain can also refer to:

• Captain's Log
• A Cap, Tan

People Named "Captain"

America • Atheist • Autofellatio • Beefheart • Bligh • Britain • Canada • Caveman • Communist • Hook • Irrelevant • Jack Harkness • Janeway • Kirk • Knuckles • Marvel • Morgan • Oblivious • Obvious • Omnipotent • Planet • Picard • Raccoon • Яidiculous • Selfish • Sisko • Slow • Underpants • Video

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