Captain

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“What's up captain?”

~ General Grievous to anyone on this page

“Am I a captain?”

~ Captain Oblivious

“-I'm one”

~ Captain Obvious
Captain 'Save-a-ho' Cool busts a move.


Captain can also refer to:

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  People named "Captain"

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  Fundamental Stereotypes
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