Why?:The Government will ban Uncylopedia

You know the damn government. All those morons rotting in office, barely even to eat because they're as old as time itself, thinking banning random websites will actually help solve the issue of inflation shooting your wallet dead. It's only logical that due to our articles on China, America, Americans, Russia, and communism. So, listed below, I have all the reasons the Government will use against us to ban us off of the plane of existence itself.

The Reasons

• They'll say any article on China or Russia is CCP Propaganda
• They'll say any jokes we make about depression are "harmful to the youth"
• They'll use our profanity to say we are "harmful to the youth"
• They'll call any article we have on the gays "harmful to the youth" or "woke agenda" or something like that.
• They'll call us "too profane for the internet"
• They'll call us woke with no grounds or basis at all.
• They'll call us trans propaganda with (actually maybe some) no grounds or basis at all.
• They'll call us communist with some basis.
• They'll say that this article is commie.

Potential Aftermath

Example of a riot, something that will break out once we get banned forever.

The esteemed scientist Doctor Mike Hawk predicts, with probable accuracy thanks to his wildly revealing research on Generation Alpha, that society will collapse without our amazing humor and absolutely hilarious articles. His reasoning is kinda intelligent (thus I know you cannot comprehend it), but I might as well put it here.

"Well society needs something to entertain itself, society needs something to make life bearable, and Uncylopedia is one of those entertainment sources. Without it, life becomes unbearable and rage fills the populace, knowing their government is the reason of all this, it leads to riots." -Doctor Mike Hawk

Hence, with his reasoning, we can obviously understand that riots will break out once we get banned off of existence. The effects would be dramatic with a worldwide revolution for free speech. Kinda like how America started or something. Then we get World Domination because people want humor and they'll install us after this revolution. Maybe getting banned IS how we can dominate the world. Wait, this means we can dominate the fuckin' world! WE CAN DOMINATE THE WORLD BY GETTING BANNED!