Whimsy

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............awwwwwwwww yeahhhh! Is '89 in the houuuuse????

                 That's what I'm sayin' too

Anyway, I'd just like to report on the current state of my balls: Scruffy

Honey for Nuthin and your Chips for Free

Hey, what was the name of that one show with that nightmarish pudgy clownish thing, well, actually it's a guy in a suit, but anyway its a clown and his name is Baxter, and like he rides this sleigh type thing? That show used to freak me out when I was little. Man.

With the current exchange rate for love its a seller's market, or something. Hey, was that poignant?

Whitesnake

I believe the Children are the future, something something And let them lead the way!

Show them all the beauty they possess ..insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!

If I Had a Nickel

One time I saw this really funny looking dog. I can't really explain, but if you saw it I'm sure you'd laugh too.

So what's the deal with this... weather?

Tremendousness

Now, what I'd like to see is a fight, just a total brawl, between like.... Ahh forget it

someone wanna trade me?

Alright, I've got a Rickey Henderson rookie card here, whatcha got? ..OK Mr. Fucking Observant, I'll have you know this crease in the corner was made by Rickey himself! With his base-stealing foot!

..And this is totally off subject, but I'm from Wyoming and I'd like to be traded to a state

                       that doesn't suck

Awsum

Dude.......

Sessions Presents

Yeah sure, it always sounds good when you hear just like 6.5 seconds of each song, but when you buy the actual album its like.......... BORING!!!

"Carry on my Wayward Sonnnn..." "I just di-yieed in your arms tonight / Moosta been sumthin I said..."