Wheeling Jesuit University/Buildings/Zenith Space Command

Zenith Space Command's interior, as compared to the size of an African elephant

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything like it. You mere mortal ...

Wheeling Jesuit University: Zenith Space Command

“Where?”

– Oscar Wilde on Zenith Space Command

Origins

No one is sure whence Zenith Space Command came, but it is generally accepted to be a relic of the former Atlantian Colony that was founded in Ohio sometime before time. The purpose behind ZSC is also unknown. Scholars regularly drunkenly debate its purpose, but the most common thoughts are:

• It was a fortified bunker.
• It was an early attempt at some form of AI.
• It was (and is) a heavy piece of shit.
• It's a power generator that now works in reverse.
• It's a plant stand.

ZSC is capable of many amazing feats that your average Big Screen TV can only wish it could accomplish. For example: SPACE PHONE. That's right, a Space Phone. Using state-of-the-art Apollo 1 technology, ZSC can call anyone using the SPACE PHONE. Jealous? I thought so.

Zenith Space Command, during the Siege of Leningrad

Currently

ZSC is still recharging after the great space battle of 1997. There are plans, however, for its glorious return to the campus of Wheeling Jesuit University.

Powers

• Space Phone
• Death Beam
• Mind Ray
• Coffee Machine
• Dimensional Transporter
• Counter-Weight
• Levitation
• Cancer