Wheeling Jesuit University/Buildings/Zenith Space Command

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“Where?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Zenith Space Command


Zenith Space Command's interior, as compared to the size of an African elephant.

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything like it. You mere mortal...

Origins[edit | edit source]

No one is sure from whence Zenith Space Command came, but it is generally accepted that it is a relic of the former Atlantian Colony that was founded in Ohio sometime before time. The purpose behind ZSC is also unknown. Scholars regularly drunkenly debate its purpose, but the most common thoughts are:

  • It was a fortified bunker
  • An early attempt at some form of AI
  • A heavy piece of shit
  • A power generator that eneded up working in reverse
  • A Plant stand

ZSC is capable of many amazing feats your average Big Screen TV can only wish it could do. For example: SPACE PHONE. That's right, a Space Phone. Using state of the art Apollo 1 technology, ZSC can call anyone using the SPACE PHONE. Jealous...I thought so.

Currently[edit | edit source]

Zenith Space Command is currently recharging after the great space battle of 1997. There are plans, however, for it's glorious return to the campus of Wheeling Jesuit University.

Powers[edit | edit source]

  • Space Phone
  • Death Beam
  • Mind Ray
  • Coffee Machine
  • Dimensional Transporter
  • Counter-Weight
  • Levitation
  • Cancer
Zenith Space Command during the Siege of Leningrad.