Wake up
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Say, have you ever heard of the End Poem?
They say it's in the public domain now.
Am I too lazy to copy-paste it into its very own Uncyclopedia page? Yes.
Am I making this article just to make a funny link go from red (my favorite color) to blue (my least favorite color)? Yes.
Am I going to come up with something totally different while doing unspeakable things in unspeakable locations at an unspeakable time with an unspeakable... Okay I'll stop.
Why you should consider waking up[edit | edit source]
Waking up is a wonderful experience that involves:
- Dying
- Dying again
- Dying some more
- Dying from cringe
- Dying inside
- And numerous other ways of dying, you can mix and match!
After waking up, you will find yourself in one of three places:
- Reality (Nobody likes it. It's so boring that some people develop a condition called Schizophrenia just from the sheer amount of boredom they experience.)
- Heaven (I've never been there. I should fly there sometime.)
- The third, more sinister option (What's so sinister about it? Somebody please tells me I'm trapped in these parentheses help help aaaaaaaaa)
Therefore, waking up is a brilliant idea that you should consider!