Valley View Mall
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The Valley View Mall was a Mall in Dallas, Texas until it was demolished they can build more fun stuff! That's totally it, nothing else happened after that...
What actually happened[edit | edit source]
If you pressed X, congratulations! You are an intelligent monkey! Or you see button and press it because your brain thinks that way. You want to know what really happened to the Valley View Mall? You see, for some reason it ended up underground in the middle of the fucking woods for some reason, yep, you heard me right, it ended up in the woods, underground, for some reason. If you stumble upon some random hole while taking a stroll in the woods with a staircase below it, don't go inside it, unless you have explored places like this before...
said no one ever
Inside[edit | edit source]
I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're fucked, you won't make it out alive, after you went in the staircase, the entrance was sealed up as a bunch of rocks fell onto it, typical horror movie plot. Now you're trapped in a dark spooky mall. The Mall is your typical mall, shops, restaurants, movie theaters, plants, directions, anything from a regular mall. Now, the reason why you won't make it out alive, is because of a giant LIVING puppet that rolls.
Rolling Giant[edit | edit source]
The Rolling Giant a.k.a Julien Reverchon is a giant spooky scary puppet thingy that has wheels. It is in fact sentient and is actively trying to hunt you down. This sentient being is very intelligent and uses multiple tricks to make it your next meal! You're best bet is to RUN, KEEP RUNNING, KEEP RUNNING, wait, WAIT, YOU FOUND IT, YOU ACTUALLY FOUND IT! A VENT LEADING BACK TO THE REAL WORLD!
The Vent[edit | edit source]
You need to be experienced in Parkour for this one, you must be careful though, because one wrong ste- Oh, you fell and died.
insert laugh track