User talk:Zjholder29912
Oh Dear...[edit source]
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hey[edit source]
So I too dislike JD Vance and Mike Pence, but was there really any reason to vandalize those articles? this is a funny wiki, y'know? you can perfectly mock and make satire of those people without needing to be demening to the reader (for that, I mean, puyting images of buttholes on articles that shouldn't have images of buttholes). Please read HTBFANJS. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:12, 24 March 2025 (UTC)
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wtf you mean by "Zjholder is back"? are you a sockpuppet or anything? because if you are, I'm going to have to block this account... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:15, 24 March 2025 (UTC)
- ah, so this is what you mean by "Zjholder is back"... look, being a vandal on a different wiki ain't going to get you banned or anything, but be warned that if you try to vandalize/sockpuppet here too you will meet the same fate. and that would be a stupid choice, considering you can be funny here without it having to be vandalism. so don't be a dick. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:28, 24 March 2025 (UTC)
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