User talk:Zeromus/Portsmouth

I've got the framework of (what I think is) a good rewrite of this; but I'm off on holiday until August 20th, so if anyone comes up with anything decent in the meanwhile, go for it. -- Codeine 14:43, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I am from portsmouth and i thought the point of uncyclopedia was to have the smallest grain of exaduration and lies yet all I found here were cold hard facts --Catintheoven

Ive written a section regarding the spinnaker tower, its rather absurd.~~ Hagroth, unfortunately a portsmouth resident.

Pompey is a dump (but then frankly so is Southampton) but the article is too clouded by footballing rivalries and some of these jokes are pretty tired. --A PFC fan 29th Nov 2009