User talk:Zeno
Welcome![edit source]
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First you need to register. Than you have to go to the left panels and go to "Upload File".--Nytrospawn 20:51, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
I did that and then . . .
Then you click "Choose File", pick the file (from where it is on your computer). And then click upload file. Its that simple. --Sir Captain Zombiebaron KUN, UotM UGotM, CM, NS (shout) 21:55, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
Chocolate milkI think he needs helping using an image on a page. Snailseyeview, use this code:
[[image:imagename.ext|thumb|width|caption]]
So for your cow image,
will produce the formatted image you see on the right. Also, remember to sign your Forum edits with four tildes or the signature button on the edit screen. —Rc (Talk) 22:09, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
Machinist[edit source]
I uploaded two pictures for you, if they're not the righ tones, just give me a link to the image and I'll upload it for you. But the ones i have right now are Image:Reignoffire.jpg and Image:ChristianBaleMachinist.jpg. Good luck! 
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:17, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
- I did my best, if you want to change the captions you're more then welcome to. If you need any more help just use my talk page like you've been doing.
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 08:06, 21 June 2006 (UTC)