User talk:Wildcatherder

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Reviews

Hey Wildcatherder, just a quick word, if I may. Thanks for taking the time to do a couple of pee reviews - we really do appreciate people who try to help out. If you feel like doing any more, can I show you the guide to peeing? Thing is, people tend to go to pee review in search of plenty of feedback, suggestions of what to improve, change, lose etc, and reviews with one line per box don't really give them that. Just thought I'd mention it, as I'm sure if you're giving time to help others, you'd like to know you're not wasting that time! Thanks and good luck around the site! --UU - natter 10:24, Jul 6

Wildcatherder says, since I could not find a simple "comment" link associated with an article, I used the PeeReview to provide encouragement to an author I appreciated. I received one of those detailed PeeReviews myself. The person did give me a good idea of the average attention to detail and education of Uncyclopedia readers but it seems that one could simply rewrite another's article rather than providing paragraphs of criticism on each parameter. I have been a professional comedian and a technical writer and have a pretty good idea of what I was trying to do, so the venue was just wrong. As a writer I find Uncyclopedia funny, rough-around-the-edges, and takes-itself-awfully-seriously for humor. Thanks for the experience.