User talk:Who1sit

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Hello, Who1sit, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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(Also: don't remove ICU tags from articles yourself. Ask the person who put it there or an admin if it's good enough. Cheers!) --UU - natter 10:37, Mar 26

'Ello

Re. your query to Codeine concerning the ICU: Codeine isn't very active on Uncyclopedia at present (we all need a little break from time to time) so you'll be better off asking the person who placed the ICU, that being Under user who can be found here. UU's a nice bloke who will help you all he can - he's also an admin, so you can trust he'll act in good faith. I think he may have used the vanity sub-message accidentally - although the article is on a subject nobody other than you and your friends will know about, it's not strictly-speaking vanity. It may be an idea to place the article in userspace until you've finished working on it - UU will undoubtedly be able to help you there too. Welcome to Uncyclopedia! :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:22, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Bloomin' edit conflicts! Yeah, it was probably me you wanted to talk to. I replied on Codeine's talk page, but you might want to bring any more questions to mine - I'm a little more active than Codeine at the moment. Just so you know, people normally reply to comments on the page you make them - so click the "watch" tab at the top of a page, and you can see on your watchlist when you get a reply. Finally, don't forget to sign comments on talk pages by using the 4 tildes (~~~~). Good luck on the site! --UU - natter 11:24, Mar 26

Though it's worth seeing Codeine's page too, as UU has explained why he used the vanity ICU tag. Suddenly, everything is illuminated. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:30, 26 March 2009 (UTC)