User talk:WhirlingDervish
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Hey![edit source]
I knew your girlfriend..... -- Sir Mhaille 
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- There was a song, long ago, called "She's the Girlfriend of the Whirling Dervish.....", just a bizarre pop culture reference. Erm, the article you mention was delete because it had no content and looked as though it was leading towards something that would have gone against our Vanity Policy. It looks now that aside from the self referencing title that it doesn't. -- Sir Mhaille
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