User talk:Watje
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Hello, Watje, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:
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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome! -- -- The Zombiebaron 22:17, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
Help! All those letters!
I do I can I will I'm able. Where is the cantina? Watje 22:32, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
- Why don't you folks have a proper box around automated, non personal welcome signs? Is even this formality being neglected after the implementation of Wikia's horrible new skin? Thank God Monobook is still around. What happened to the "Uncyclopedia is a parody of Wikipedia" idea? It looks nothing like the site it'sparodieing anymore. Watje 22:43, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
Wikia overrode the Uncyclopedia default skin for new user accounts. We're trying to get them to put it back, but for now all new users have to go into preferences and manually put the default back on.
In case it's causing you problems. Cheers. And be nice to Zombiebaron's signature. It's older than most civilisation. ~ 
*shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 23:12 (UTC)