User talk:Vboxuser
Oh Dear...[edit source]
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No, but seriously.[edit source]
Pasmorade (talk) 16:36, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
You're actually Crocotta, aren't you?[edit source]
Svex would never attack actual users on Uncyclopedia, as it's very likely to be controlled by a bot. You, on the other hand, have started to mention the words "Alula" and "Pasmorade" - people Svex don't even know who they are. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:14, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
Thanks![edit source]
Whether you're Crocotta1 or Svex 88134kg, you've now motivated me to try to become an admin. But seriously, stop it... Pasmorade (talk) 17:16, 9 July 2024 (UTC)