User talk:Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

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Thank you, Comrade.--Union of Soviet Socialist Republics 15:52, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Hey You

There can only be one Russian/Ukrainian/Siberian on this site and it is me.Well I am half russian so it doen'st really count!Oh and nice to meet you!COMRADE!!!--vladimirKruscecev 05:22, August 11, 2011 (UTC)User:UNmarine777

Forget the above statement and nice to meet you!Maybe we can go gets some vodka metaphorically speaking COMRADE!!!

hey!

Comrade im a russian too on this site im from moscow and im alcholic drinking 3 bottles of vodka every day! спасибо товарищ! goodby CCCP! -Red October 20:43, September 26, 2011 (UTC)