User talk:Undead

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How Undead became undead

Grueslayer

Suicide	Score: -99	Moves: 1 unwise choice
> User Commits suicide Well, that was Stupid, wasn't it <insert name here>? *** You, the supposedly mighty Grueslayer, have died!*** Would you like to turn back time to fix this, become undead to fix this, or be a bitch and quit? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): no Become undead to fix this no