User talk:UnAnything Fan
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, UnAnything Fan, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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03:29, 5 May 2021 (UTC)
Yo[edit source]
So, yeah, I had to huff your article about UnAnything Wiki. If you want to write an article about that wiki, that's fine, but it has to be something funny about it, not some spam. I checked it out on fandom, and I must admit, I did laugh a little looking at the Did You Know section. I hope you're able to bring some of that humor over here. Let me know if you have any questions or would like any help with anything. Cheers. MrX blow me 03:32, 5 May 2021 (UTC)