User talk:Ultamatt

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someone wanna pick this up and help a brother out?--User:Ultamatt 21:34, 7 June 2006

ill do it i guess, i was going to do it before you created it anyway, Ill do you user page if you tell me hat your like or what sort of thing you wan't.--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 22:01, 19 June 2006 (UTC)