User:Ultamatt

NB	This person is a n00b.

This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

Welcome!

Welcome to my user page. Mind you ive said that already in the title, no point repeating myself, anyway where was i. Oh, yeah reading back into the page abit i see i was welcoming you to my user page well, wecome.

The true form of Ultamatt

Ultamatt, a History of

The name Ultramatt is a mix of two compleatly different words:

ultra adj 1 said of a person or party: holding extreme opinions, especially in political matters. 2 colloq extremely :good; marvellous. noun (ultras) someone who holds extreme opinions, especially in political or religious matters.

and

beer-mat noun a small tablemat, usually made of cardboard, for standing a glass of beer, etc on.

Combining the two gives Ultramat, sadly though i pissed off the R during a drinking contest and now to make up the T has to pretend its Two T's.

Stuff iv Done

• not much.
• nothing really
• nothing at all
• edited some article

Pictures iv done

i will put one here when iv uploaded one.