User talk:UNmarine777/News777

If you are going to write a story tell me at my office. please write it like a article as we are experiencing budget cuts and most of are employees are watching Inception.Write the story out like you normally would,then sign your name either it can be a made-up name or your username, place a picture if you don't have picture place sorry no picture,and lastly place a horizontal line at the bottom.

             ~your manager

Rules and regulations

These rules are not to be broken.

• No Vandalising - I will go tell an admin to ban your ass to kingdom come.
• Be serouis and funny the at the same time - If your Not serouis or funny.DEATH serouisly.
• DONT put retarted crap on here - this is not your News station,Its 'MINE.This counts as vandalising.
• follow all rules even if they are not mentioned - Banned for life.
• Articles don't always have to be about me - They can be either about me,how it effects me,or Uncyclopedia,or other sh**.
• Have fun -If your not having fun.BAN

                   ~your manager

Jobs

Here at News777 we need a lot of people,Serouisly To join see my my office

• Editor-these people spruce up this page
• Editor-in-chief -After you cater my every wim,you become chief.
• reporters-Find topics for storys
• Cameramen/women -We need pictures don't we.

                         ~your manager

have any questions? or want to join

See my office.

Format

(Location,Country),(Date) You write here --->

right,left,or center|thumb|number of pixels(ex.200px)|Caption

• Reporter:
• Picture:

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               ~your manager