User:UNmarine777/News777

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here is all my news on everything that happens to me and because of me.Yah you can write somthing to!

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BANNED (UNmarine777 city,Uncyclopedia city)(July 16,2011)

Those words are horrible as Dr,SkullThumper enraged with fury banned UNmarine777 for three days.This allowed UNmarine to start a new begining after he was skipping along the roads of Uncylopedia city then watching Batman.Turns out he did watch batman.

  • Reporter:Michael Duran
  • picture:sorry no picture.
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Surrender (UNmarine777 city,Uncylopedia)(August 4th,2011)

Is it true UNmarine777 surenders?Yes because as of approx. 5 minutes ago he stated"I and my fellow citizens surrender to the imperial forces of Uncyclopedia,After bans,bombs,attacks,and death threats I surrender an any of my citizens flee the city.After I got a message from Commander Lollipop while I was creating a article on Ahgee i looked at that article and I sadi to myself I surrender!Every since Deballiation was created the economy dropped then came HowTo:Be stupid and Not Just Funny was released UNmarine777 city lost quality and went bankrupt.The average paycheck of an UNmarine777 citizen is just $5.My god help us all.
UNMarine777 city as it looks today!
  • Reorter:Anya Wilkinson.
  • Picture:Some Guy off the street.
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