User talk:Toughpigs
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Hi, I'm Danny. I'm not here right now. Please leave a message at the sound of the edit button. Toughpigs 03:39, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
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Also, be proud of your {{expansion}} - that's far better than what about 4/5 of articles that are written on uncyclopedia get (that is, {{NRV}}). Thanks for pointing it out, too, so I can add to it! Great article start. 
23:13, 8 August 2006 (UTC)