User talk:Theswansonator13

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-- UserTalkContributions 23:53, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

Salutations and libations

I replied on my talk page. And also here. But the former is a much more useful comment... Howdy. --Black Flamingo 00:58, March 12, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you. I am having trouble figuring out where to start. Any suggestions? Theswansonator13 (talk) 01:03, March 12, 2012 (UTC)

Take the time to read every link in the welcome template. Then, feel free to create an article in main-space. We also do reviews on articles. :D -- UserTalkContributions 01:53, March 12, 2012 (UTC)