User talk:The Real People's Champion Big Boss 0
Oh Dear![edit source]
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The following announcement has been paid for by the new World order[edit source]
I am here to clear up any information involving my sockpuppets. Below listed are my sockpuppets.
User: Big Boss 0 - Hell yeah! My first account!
User: Big Boss 1 - My first Uncyc sockpuppet.
User: Solidus Snake 2.1 - My second sockpuppet.
User: Big Boss 8 - What a jump but this one's mine too.
User: The Real People's Champion Big Boss 0 - Just here to leave this message.
This is a complete list of my sockpuppets. However it appears to me that I now have a few followers and impersonaters. They are listed below.
User: Bug Boss 0 - Obviously Ockenbock. I was userchecked on wikipedia as a Ockenbock sock but I was proven not to be one. I am completely innocent on this one.
User: Metros232 - Metros actually made an account here?
User: Nightmare 81 - You guys are way off on this one. Nightmare and I are as different as day and night.
User: Sexytime - My first impersonator.
Thats about all I have to say. However I leave this for User:Insineratehymn to chew on.
"Kill, Kill, Blood, Kill" - (Evil Satanic Voice)
"Satan is that you?" - User:Insineratehymn
"No, It'sa me! Mario!" - Mario
I had no idea that you guys loved me so much! Prepare to feel the full force of my fury!!! Yeah!!! I am 12 cans shorrt of a 6 pack!