User talk:The Jay
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t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 07:06, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
---Hey there! I see you edited my Trojan War page. Congratulations! You are the first person to edit my revision since I took it from the crappy stub that it was to this epic battle. Anyway, thanks a lot- I have been hoping for some outside influence for quite some time... if you could, please make some links to the Trojan War page from other articles so that people can find the page and make it better. Thanks a lot!!