User talk:Surfer 770

Welcome!

I WANT TO ADOPT CHIEFJUSTICEDS - HOW DO I DO THAT??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Surfer 770 18:11, April 15, 2010 (UTC)Surfer_770

Hello, Surfer 770, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

• Beginner's Guide
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• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. You can also look into the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program.

OK, I know you may have seen this message on lots of other people's pages, but I still had to come to your page to leave it here. If you have absolutely any questions, no matter how trivial, feel free to ask me here.

Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.

• Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight by these guys.
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• Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.

Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticePSX 12:54, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

why quicksilver is the worst brand out there - while still winning all pee awards

hi

i am a wannabe. surfer. off course.

i have never nagged quicksilver because i know they won't sponsor someone as worthless as me.

quicksilver i have your flip flops and a little vanity case that i use for my external hard drive. you can check out my work here to see just how worthless i am - i have contributed to quite a few minor articles ..... here on this wikia. which is a real community by the way.

help me become a real surfer. not a gay one. please.

i am unemployed.

warm regards surfer_770

aka gayest name on the planet

PS thank you for reading this. you are gay. like me. and you.

~~surfer_770

Good evening

Could you stop adding that message you've been adding to articles? It really doesn't work. There's also no need to add your signature to mainspace pages - however, if you want to add the message to the articles' talkpages with your signature, that's perfectly fine. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 18:54, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you again Dear Rabbi! Registered on your other site - don't know why! but will keep the little signature away ! and won't edit main pages again .... apologies!

now how do i get in on the PEE Awards?

Surfer 770 19:47, April 15, 2010 (UTC)Surfer_770