User talk:Stanbidder1

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Yep

Well, yes, I'd like to help, what is it you want to do, I didn't get it! Mattsnow 16:50, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

I just did it, you can change the text if you want. Don't forget that your article must be longer if you want it to survive, but I added the construction template to it, so you can take weeks to do it, the 7 day clock resets when you edit. Anything else? Champaigne? :) Mattsnow 16:57, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

LOL, it's a short but good start! I hope you have fun writing it. Mattsnow 17:00, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

I also added the logo in the top left corner. If that was wrong just remove my edit. Nominally Humane! 05:04 20 Mar

how do i become an admin? what are the procedures? thanks

A little summary on howto become an admin

Spend endless hours of contributing to articles, blow us away by having over 20 featured articles, do some janitor work, help other users, don't do silly mistakes, and be informed, and etc... It's not easy becoming an admin, you'll need years of experience. -- UserTalkContributions 11:50, April 4, 2012 (UTC)

I'm still not an admin with 30+ features, about 3 years under my belt, and a bunch of other stuff. Of course, up until recently I never wanted to be an admin. Basically, act as though you may never, ever become an admin, but you're going to do everything that an admins does in the meantime anyway. Oh, and write some good articles, and review articles, and work with collaborations, and just basically do everything you can to improve the place. Nominally Humane! 11:58 04 Apr