User talk:Spudtesticle

Welcome!

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Please do not vandalize other peoples userpages

Don't do it, I have to report you now for vandalism.

where the hell else do i talk to you ffs. get a fucking dick

Warning

Please do not replace the text of an entire article. It's considered vandalism. Thank you. --General Insineratehymn 16:59, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Warning no. 2

Since you are coming back soon, I have taken the liberty of ensuring that you do not act like a racist/anti-semitic/wanker. If you do I WILL ENSURE THAT YOU GET INFINIBANNED. Take heed from this warning, I am not an admin, but you have been given more chances then most vandals. Be good or else. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 20:37, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

The holocaust was not like totally awesome

It wasn't don't lie but I will give you an award

For outstanding achievement in the field of assholery / bitchology, Yellow 130 awards you, an idiotic vandal with a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, small penis, the Finger. Someone obviously thinks you're a dick.

CONGRATULATIONS, DICKHEAD!

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--The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 18:28, 2 July 2007 (UTC)