User talk:SillyGuy

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Hello, SillyGuy, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Adoption

I'll gladly adopt you. Anything you need to know, just ask, and I'll share with you the divine knowledge I've attained. -RAHB 20:32, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Yes yes, indeed. Being bugged is what I live for. Feel free to put {{adoptee|RAHB}} on your userpage. Or not. It doesn't really matter to me. -RAHB 20:46, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Hidee Ho!

Hey man. No problem I'll take a look at it and tell you how I like it. -RAHB 22:39, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Well from what I can see it looks like you've got some good ideas. Admittedly I don't know much about Indian politics, but I get the gist of it. It would be best to expand at the moment. It moves very fast, so try to add some transition lines and more jokes in between the lines there and such. Also an intro paragraph would probably help, as it would inform the reader as to what they're reading about, before diving into it. For an intro, just give a broad perspective of what the article is, and the main joke, if you wish to disclose it that early, or make it seem vague if you'd like to disclose it later in the article. Have fun with what you put in and try to make it as sarcastic as possible, since that seems like what this article would be best with. That's about all the advice I can give on it currently. I may help you out editing it a bit later, but for now I'd like to see what you can accomplish. Remember, since it's in your namespace you can take as long as you want to, so make all the necessary tweaks and stuff and let your ideas collect. Most of my better articles took days to write, some even weeks, because I was building ideas. Every time you get an idea just note it down, or add it in somewhere. I look forward to seeing a bit more progress in it, let me know if you need anything else, because I'm sure I probably didn't cover a lot of specific advice on the topic and what not. -RAHB 23:01, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey, no problem. Looking forward to watching it grow. Also, as a heads up, from now on I'll be answering any of your talk posts to me on my own talk page, where you place them. That's generally how it goes, but I've been responding here incase you didn't know. If you want, you can add my page to your watchlist so you can see whenever I respond, or just check back whenever you post some talk. You can do the same with here if you like, since I've got your page watched as well (not to be weird, I do it with all my adoptees). Cheers! -RAHB 06:06, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

One Of These

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:31, 17 December 2007 (UTC)