User talk:Siemlykebasfe

Oh Dear!

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

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Alsof wij Nederlands zijn:S

This is an English website, not Dutch. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:23, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

How did you know that it was Dutch we wrote? Are there any Dutch employees at your website?

Also, we're not Dutch at all. We are Latin.

We zijn eigenlijk op werkweek in Nederland

Salutationibus

Siem Lyke Bas Fe