User talk:Sheneequa

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From Uncyc with Love :)

I see you are very unlike the stereotypical EDer, for which you deserve a commendation at the very least. I hope you will stay on our IRC and become a worthy contributor to Uncyc! - Sikon 13:58, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

As promised

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 14:00, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas!

Hindleyite wishes you a MERRY CHRISTMAS Enjoy this Christmas pud, but watch out for the five pence coins that fell out of my pocket into the cake mix.

And a Merry Commercial Conformity Period! Season's Greetings and goodwill to all men! And ladies. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 11:58, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

For the chat yesterday. Its good to speak to someone who'se as keen to bring all this bickering to an end as we are. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• Soldier, where is your timestamp? Furthermore, your language makes it sound like I am the only sane person on my side. YOU ARE ON THIN ICE PRIVATE PYLE. Love, Sheneequa 01:32, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Actually my language is one of someone who had downed several bottles of quality Irish cider, hence the glaringly obvious spelling mistake. Timestamp? You'll be asking for a reacharound next! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• • • Why are you such a hater? Sheneequa 12:42, 23 July 2007 (UTC)