User talk:Shatterstar
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t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:34, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
I think you'll find the main objection to your article here. "Is it funny even if you've never heard of the subject?" is the killer. The article isn't funny to people who don't know this person because there is no way for them to know what he is really like. That's why such things are discouraged. I hope that helps explain things a little. --Eponymous Coward | talk | "contributions" | ban 20:09, 2 July 2006 (UTC)