User talk:Scribble of Solace

This past week, four famed celebrities have met their deaths, they are:

Ed McMahon Farrah Fawcett Michael Jackson Billy Mays

now lets look at this, Ed McMahon was a sidekick to Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show (he was the one who announced Johnny's arrival with, Heeeeeeeeeeres Johnny!!) (he died after his throat exploded while announcing that he was having a heart attack)

Farrah Fawcett, a famed actress and beloved BMX biker who was one of Charlies original Angels.

Michael Jackson (who has just recently Beat It, permenantly): One of the most influential Pop Stars to ever live. in fact, he was even called the KING of Pop. who made such hits as, Thriller, Beat it, Billie Jean, and Smooth Criminal.

and most recently, Billy Mays (who died from complications in surgery when he was donating a kidney to a friend and gave him an additional one at no extra cost). Who can forget his inyourface personality that came out of the tv screen while he was convincing you to buy products like OxiClean, Kaboom, and other such items.

A Tv Personality, an actress, a pop star, and a TV salesman. all dead within a week. coincidence? i think not. . after much work, our researchers have deduced that this "celebrity massacre" is being led by none other than Sarah Palin, who is still sore from her and John McCain's loss in the 08' election. She claims that all these past victims were paramount reasons on her political loss. Our researchers also say that next on the list is Olympic athlete Michael Phelps, who sold Palin out as his drug dealer when the photo of him taking a hit from a bong was found. and after Michael is out of the way, we believe that Palin will go after either the affluent businessman Donald Trump, or home-workout video star, Richard Simmons.

UPDATE: Recent reports tell us that Palin is actually working for Bill Gates, who is orchestrating all of this from his Chocolate Factory for his life goal of taking over the world with his orange skinned army of midgets.

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Sorry if I am sticking my nose in where it doesn't belong, but it appears your UnNews:Sarah Palin revealed to be mastermind behind recent "celebrity massacre" article needs help, and if you want help, just give me a ring. —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 04:27, 6 July 2009 (UTC)