User talk:Scott:Welcome
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Scott:Welcome, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome...me!! --Scott 21:35, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
- Thank you Scott For the warm welcoming--Scott 21:39, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
- People who talk to themselves get people talking about them. In the wrong way. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- Yeah I just wanted to see the welcome thing for info about Uncyclopedia and thought make a joke while I was at it(If you don't think talking to yourself can make a good joke then you obviously don't watch the Colbert report)--Scott 01:18, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
- People who talk to themselves get people talking about them. In the wrong way. -- Sir Mhaille
