User talk:Sankari

Oh Dear!

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

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Please don't edit my userpage

Thank you:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 09:53, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

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Whats up?

I fear that you may be leaving the circle of trust, please respond in English to any conerns that you may think or actually have here. Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 14:00, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

selvitä google kääntäjällä että mitä tämä teksti on suomeksi sinä saatanan lastentarhalainen apina Sankari 14:08, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Olen Skotlannissa - Olen yrittänyt auttaa sinua, on olemassa sivusto on suomalainen, jonka olen liittyvät tässä:)--Sycamore (Talk) 14:15, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

S-V is mySankari 14:18, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Että hyvä - nyt joitakin niistä juttuja olet tehnyt ei ole se, miten teemme sen sekava, jos lisäät Suomen kommentteja sivustosta täällä. Voitko puhua Englanti? Jos näin olisi preferble voit puhua sen täältä. Onko mitään mitä tarvitset apua?:)--Sycamore (Talk) 14:25, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

what the HELL?!

WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING?! this is ENGLISH uncyclopedia, NOT danish or dutch or WHATEVER language you are speaking. PLAESE STOP! GO LEARN ENGLISH OR TELL ME WHAT LANGUAGE YOU'RE SPEAKING! Tinkywinkyisgay 18:35, 25 October 2008 (UTC)