User talk:Salmon of knowledge

Heya

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  ~ T. (talk) 22:54, 14 May 2006 (UTC)

Oscar Wilde Edits

Hi. I have reverted your recent edits on the Oscar Wilde article as it looked a little messy. If you need any help with wiki editing just ask, or check out the links that Todd has left above....Thanks. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)