User talk:Redlock
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| Battle of Spam | |
|---|---|
A picture of a soilder for Uncyclopedia. | |
| Conflict: The UnNews-Onion War | |
| Date: July 21, 2006 | |
| Place: Onion Forums, UnNews Front Page | |
| Outcome: UnNews Victory | |
| Combatants | |
| Yahoo | |
| Commanders | |
| ³²¹Yahoorlz¹²³ | %Evil_Google% |
| Strength | |
| 10,000 soldiers, 1,000 hackers, 250 tanks | 4 Great Google symbols, 1 Giant Monster, The "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, The Search Engine |
| Casualties | |
| 11,249 | Search Engine |