User talk:Raja1020

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How 2 adminz?

How do you get adminned? Well, asking right out and making low quality edits is typically a step in the wrong direction.

Also, learn to grammar. I'll talk more when you can tell me the difference between "you're" and "your" --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 00:05, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Oh noes, you invoked the terrible Flammable. Duck and hide! ~ 09:08, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

QUACK.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 14:00, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

It'd be good if you kept the conversation here, since it's hard to keep track of a conversation across two pages. Read the welcome post on the talk page above, and click on some of the introductory links. Adminning comes with consistent, helpful contributions to the community and other ways of proving you can maintain the (structural) integrity of the wiki. It's something you work to earn, just like an adminship on wikipedia.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 05:41, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Time for a Sit-down

For someone that's only too interested right off the bat about getting an adminship, you're doing an awful job of convincing us that you're on the right path.

A big part of doing well here is being devoted to quality in everything you do, just like the folks at wikipedia. Please take the time to read BGBU and HTBFANJS so that you can get an idea of what passes for acceptable here.

Small edits are nice, but only if they fit in with the page. There's a noticeable amount of really bad small edits in your history, and the problem with that is that a consistent flow of bad small edits sum up to become a lot of bad small edits over a large number of pages. Guess who needs to clean all that up?

Me, Other admins, and other users. And really, if we have to capitalize a letter or fix a grammatical error every time you post, you can be sure that that's not putting you anywhere near the fast track toward an adminship, let alone toward any modicum of respect or appreciation from the community on this wiki. It should already be clear that those other people are the people who will enable you to get an adminship.

Fortunately, this is a good opportunity for you to do well. You just started, and as such, you have a lot more room in which to improve. I'll lift this ban in about an hour if I remember. Otherwise, consider it a two hour time out so you can get your act together. --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 21:46, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

So much for lifting that ban... Assuming you ever get back, a word of advice: Blanking the pages of ops isn't really a good way to gain their respect. Once you've gained their respect, you can continue on your journey to being (maybe one day) an op (the next step, by the way, is bribery). I speak from experience that it's kind of hard to bribe an op into giving you op rights if you're permablocked. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 01:24, 21 November 2008 (UTC)