User talk:Ragdollsaint700
Welcome Ragdollsaint700![edit source]
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And hello. welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for making an account here. Hopefully, you'll like it here and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:
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- How to be funny and not just stupid - a helpful guide to help your writing
If you want your pages to last, those are good places to learn the basics of how to do it. With enough practice, your page (that's right, I said yours) could even make it to the front page!
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19:37, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
You guys are douches