User talk:Puzza87

Welcome Puzza87.

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Hello Puzza87, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm lazy, so I paste it in. But... if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just someone putting his nose in where it is probably not wanted...

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

• Beginner's Guide

Probably the second most important link for a newcomer is:

• How to be funny and not just stupid - Basically it's a guide to writing humours articles which has been edited and improved over time by the users of this site. It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.

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Again, welcome!  -- MrN 23:55, Jul 27

Germano Mosconi: Paradise Facts

“DIO CANAJA DE DIOOO!!!!”

~ Germano Mosconi on Mosconi saluta il Padre Celeste

“DIO CANE!”

~ Germano Mosconi on Mosconi sbaglia Paradiso e incontra Amon Ra

“CHI È CHEL MONA CHE BATE LA PORTA E CHIUDE URLANDO!!!”

~ Germano Mosconi on Mosconi a San Pietro dopo avergli aperto le porte del Paradiso

“CHISSÀ CHE NON M'INCAZZA EH!”

~ Germano Mosconi on Mosconi viene superato da Lucio Dalla nella fila allo sportello di San Pietro

“CHI È CHE FA CHEL CASSO DE RUMORE LI!”

~ Germano Mosconi on Mosconi esasperato dallo "scat" di Lucio Dalla

“SE TROVO QUEO CHE ME G'HA FATO INERVOSIRE GHE DO UN PUNIO CHE GHE SPACO LA TESTA”

~ Germano Mosconi on Mosconi spiega le cause della sua prematura scomparsa

“NO NESSUNO! GESÙ CRISTO, NO NESSUNO!”

~ Germano Mosconi on Mosconi chiede udienza al figlio del Boss

“PORTANNA LA MADONNA!”

~ Germano Mosconi on Mosconi fa complimenti galanti alla "First Lady of Heaven"

“GOD DOG!”

~ Germano Mosconi on Mosconi si esercita in palindromi inglesi. In Paradiso c'è molto tempo libero

“DIO BUBÙ!”

~ Germano Mosconi on Mosconi fa conoscenza con le buonanime di Hanna & Barbera