User talk:Proximale

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bitchin

I am a total and complete dumbass, bow to my mighty hamsters.--Proximale 14:32, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

What Proximale looked like before the reconstructive surgery... it's a wonder what a pair of scissors and a scalpel knife will do.

--Pixie 01:37, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Reverts

Thanks for all of the reverts to Cuveen, sorry it took so long for someone to notice. Next time though, if it gets to where its bad enough that the guy should probably be blocked, don't hesitate to post his name Ban Patrol. That way he'll be taken care of before things get any worse.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:40, 12 January 2007 (UTC)