User talk:Pip9500

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Pip9500, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

• Beginner's Guide
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• How to be funny and not just stupid

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If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  19:52, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

Hey!

Your latest edit was adding a derogatory slur to an article for no reason at all! That's RUDE! That kind of behavior is worthy of a ban. DaniPine3 (talk) 20:47, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

Dude. Stop.

None of your edits are constructive. I get this is a funny wiki, but there's a line between being funny and being an asshole, and you don't seem to mind stepping out of it. If you keep like this, I'm pretty sure an admin won't hesitate in banning you... DaniPine3 (talk) 20:17, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 36 hours for copy-pasting content from neo-nazi websites and generally just being extremely unfunny. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop copy-pasting content from neo-nazi websites and generally just being extremely unfunny. Thaaanks! -- 20:32, 16 August 2024 (UTC)