User talk:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Mew

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Updated 05:36, 25 July 2009 (UTC), but only because the article is being vandalized at its real mainspace location

    * (cur) (prev)  22:31, 24 July 2009 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) (4,255 bytes) (←Undid revision 4006387 by Dragonking12: Sorry, still vandalism - it's a large unformatted blob of text that looks potentially copyright-infringing) (undo)
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    * (cur) (prev) 19:26, 24 July 2009 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) (4,255 bytes) (Reverting vandalism which is essentially the same as the previous incident. If you have a good reason to make such edits, please explain yourself immediately) (undo)
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    * (cur) (prev) 23:20, 23 July 2009 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) (4,255 bytes) (→Mews and Quantum Paradoxes: Apparently animated GIFs can't be resized, so I can't make the image wide enough for the caption to look good. Trying to explain the image in the text instead) (undo)
    * (cur) (prev) 23:11, 23 July 2009 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) (4,164 bytes) (add image rescued from Special:UnusedFiles, per talk) (undo)
    * (cur) (prev) 10:56, 19 July 2009 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) m (4,059 bytes) (→Mews and Quantum Paradoxes: add comment to clarify my last revert) (undo)
    * (cur) (prev) 10:54, 19 July 2009 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) (3,899 bytes) (I assume you are the same person as the last IP? Reverting again because of 1) poor grammar and 2) the fact that other articles mention "quantum paradox." Will discuss) (undo)
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    * (cur) (prev) 22:53, 17 July 2009 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) (3,899 bytes) (revert the last IP's edits because: 1) how exactly did Mew "create" all the other Pokemon? 2) citation needed that Mew cannot possibly be female) (undo)
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    * (cur) (prev) 23:38, 30 April 2009 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) (3,833 bytes) (←Undid revision 3794616 by 94.249.46.166: Please don't replace one redlink with another. Requested Articles is that-a-way.) (undo)
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    * (cur) (prev) 12:09, 10 April 2009 DJ Mixerr (Talk | contribs) (3,833 bytes) ({{cn}} still needed.) (undo)
    * (cur) (prev) 12:40, 2 February 2009 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) (3,790 bytes) (clean up some verbiage which is either too obvious or not obvious enough) (undo)
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    * (cur) (prev) 21:24, 13 January 2009 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) (3,190 bytes) (fix long-standing vandalism that broke {{Greek gods templates}}) (undo)
    * (cur) (prev) 11:46, 13 January 2009 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) (3,171 bytes) (←Undid revision 3550395 by 76.87.175.48 (talk) Please explain why that particular Pokemon is equivalent to God) (undo)
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    * (cur) (prev) 18:03, 27 December 2008 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) (2,952 bytes) ({{cn}} should be placed at the end of a sentence) (undo)
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    * (cur) (prev) 19:27, 4 August 2008 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) (3,269 bytes) (←Undid revision 3229867 by 24.58.235.51(c,t) I appreciate the effort, but this is not Illogicopedia, and please read HTBFANJS) (undo)
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    * (cur) (prev) 21:53, 15 July 2008 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) m (3,269 bytes) (Adding {{stuck}} template to alert the Pokémon experts (of which I am not). Leaving {{rewrite}} in place until further improvements are made) (undo)
    * (cur) (prev) 21:23, 21 June 2008 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) m (3,259 bytes) (wikify just a little bit more) (undo)
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    * (cur) (prev) 22:16, 8 April 2008 Pentium5dot1 (Talk | contribs) m (5,010 bytes) (Somebody doesn't know how to spell "quantum") (undo)
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    * (cur) (prev) 19:47, 17 December 2007 71.34.250.95 (Talk) (←Created page with '{{Q|Mew is a cute pink kitten that has psychic powers.|Captain Obvious|Mew}} {{Q|I'd hit it!|Oscar Wilde|Mew}} Mew is a Pokémon, but also the Greek g...')

My comments at the original article's talk page[edit source]

I have changed the {{idea}} tag to {{rewrite|character=ermey}}, which means that the article will definitely be deleted after 30 days of no edits.

I believe that the article needs a rewrite since the present content is a little too dirty/Encyclopedia Dramatica-like. The repeated references to rape and other sexual issues don't appeal to the average reader at all.

A rewrite of this article should emphasize at least one of the following: Mew's essentially benevolent nature, its rarity, its general strength in battle, and its New Age-like qualities.

How should we mention the following...?

  • Mew's ability to fly using psychic powers (as opposed to conventional means of propulsion)
  • The "bubble" that Mew uses as a shield (same as the usual depiction of Mew in a bubble? possibly the inspiration for the shields in Super Smash Bros.?)
  • Mew is designed to look like an early-stage vertebrate embryo, right?
  • In the Pokémon video games, Mew can learn any TM/HM
  • (Add more facts here)

Some gentle mentions of a conspiracy theory might be appropriate, but it would probably need to be a conspiracy started by aliens (as Mewtwo is essentially a conspiracy started by humans).

I am not a Pokémon expert, so I am unable to complete the rewrite myself. However, I will be writing down some of my ideas at User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Mew. Pentium5dot1 03:51, 20 January 2008 (UTC) (copypaste on 00:57, 22 January 2008 (UTC))