User talk:Penguinyboiii
Oh Dear...[edit source]
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Hey sorry for brealing in like this but I've noticed that you created an article with only a single dot, which seems like an attempt at vandalism. If it was a mistake, it's okay; but next time check that when you're creating an article, you don't forget to write, you know, the aricle. Also I've seen two users with "penguin" as their surname have logged in at the same time, which I suspect has been you logging twice. Try to only use a single account here, or else you can be banned for sockpuppetry. I hope you understand, and have a fun time editing Uncyclopedia. DaniPine3 (talk) 16:00, 8 October 2024 (UTC)
dude wtf[edit source]
are you like, high or something
your edits don't make sense
if you keep like this, you'll probably get banned DaniPine3 (talk)
- ːC – Preceding unsigned comment added by Penguinyboiii (talk • contribs)
- hey, it's okay. You're new here, so it's normal you'll make mistakes. Don't worry, because you're not going to be banned now. DaniPine3 (talk) 12:40, 16 October 2024 (UTC)
- my suggestion is that you think what you're going to add instead of writing random things. random humor is fine up to a point, but being continuously random for the sake of being random becomes unfunny after a while. If you want to experiment, you can always use your sandbox. DaniPine3 (talk) 12:45, 16 October 2024 (UTC)
- hey, it's okay. You're new here, so it's normal you'll make mistakes. Don't worry, because you're not going to be banned now. DaniPine3 (talk) 12:40, 16 October 2024 (UTC)
Okie – Preceding unsigned comment added by Penguinyboiii (talk • contribs)