User talk:Palaxzorodice

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HowTo:Go to Washington From Texas (Guide)

This article has an unfinished tag on it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:01, August 16, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, I know, someone has put a construction tag in it while I almost finished this article. So I had a new idea that using this tag to make this article more interseting. But perhaps it should be removed because it is a template? What is a signature? (talk) 17:15, August 16, 2012 (UTC)

Okay - I've done a little butchery so that the appearance of the template remains but doesn't cause the problems from having the template. Problem is that the article is a little bland, and reminds me of Pac-Man (walkthrough), but not as well done. I'd suggest that it is still a work in progress. Maybe you could make it more like a google maps instruction, so it's like the below:

Go straight till you see the trafic light at the end of the road Turn left. Turn right Go straight till you see the trafic light at the end of the road Stop at the red light Go straight till you see the trafic light at the end of the road Turn left. Turn right Go straight till you see the trafic light at the end of the road Stop at the red light Go straight till you see the trafic light at the end of the road Turn left. Turn right Go straight till you see the trafic light at the end of the road Stop at the red light Go straight till you see the trafic light at the end of the road Turn left. Turn right Go straight till you see the trafic light at the end of the road Stop at the red light

If you need help with coding just steal what I've done below, or feel free to ask for help. Nominally Humane! 01:33 17 Aug

OK. Thanks. What is a signature? (talk) 03:28, August 17, 2012 (UTC)