User talk:Orange juice

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Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for comedy. Good luck!

It looks like a user existed with your name way back in 2008, but that individual made only three edits before disappearing back into the groves. But now you have emerged! Fill Uncyclopedia with your citrusy scent and don't be shy. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 21:27 4 June 2019